Fill a Pony Glass (tall shot glass) with the cheapest brandy that you can find. -- Take your round slice of Lemon and place it over the top of the pony glass. -- Open a packette of Sugar (apx 1 tsp) and pour it on 1 half of the lemon leaving the other half bare. -- take 1 tsp instant coffee and pour it on the other half of the lemon (beside the sugar). -- Fold the lemon slice in half and put in mouth biting off the rine. -- Chew and swallow the lemon combination and chase IMMEDIATELY with the brandy in the shot glass.