1. Fill a pony glass (tall shot glass) with the cheapest brandy that you can find. Take a round slice of lemon and place it over the top of the pony glass.

3. Open a packet of sugar (apx 1 tsp) and pour it onto one half of the lemon leaving the other half bare. Take 1 tsp instant coffee and pour it on the other half of the lemon (beside the sugar).

5. Fold the lemon slice in half and bite off the rine. Chew and swallow the lemon combination and chase with the brandy in the shot glass.